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Top 25 Short Funny Christmas Quotes | Funny Christmas Saying

Top 25 Short Funny Christmas Quotes | Funny Christmas Saying

 

Top 25 Short Funny Christmas Quotes | Funny Christmas Saying: Check out the best and top 25 short funny Christmas Quotes for family, friends, girlfriends, boyfriends and for our beloved ones. Merry Christmas is about to come. Now everyone is searching for the funny Christmas Quotes & Sayings to share his & her feelings by sending funny Christmas Quotes.

So, today is the day, which everyone is waiting for. Its 25th December Merry Christmas Day. Every single person are enjoying this big event. They are wishing and greeting each other by sharing funny Christmas quotes and funny Christmas saying and getting so much of happiness. Today happiness is every where, they are enjoying with friends, family, girlfriend and boyfriend, chilling out in party with the beloved one and making his and her day a memorable one.

Here in this post, we have collected the special funny Xmas Quotes, Short Funny Christmas Quotes for family, Funny Christmas Quotes for Friends & Best Friends also collected 4 line Christmas funny saying for family friends. Don’t forget to Share these happiness with your beloved one. These Christmas Quotes for sure makes you laugh, continue with this post for more funny Christmas Quotes.

 

Short Funny Christmas Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry, I told Santa i wanted you for Christmas

Here’s To A White Christmas And When We Run Out Of White We Will Start On The Red

Christmas has been canceled. Unfortunately you told Santa that you’ve been good. He died laughing

Laughter is the best medicine for this holiday, but if laugh with no reason then you need some medicine

Short Funny Christmas Quotes | Funny Christmas Saying

Funny Christmas Quotes For Friends & Family

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Christmas is so much worse as you get older. It’s like “What do you want this year?” IDK. Financial security? A career? A sense of purpose? A nap would be nice.

Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty this year … and it was SO worth it.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice

Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included. 

Dear Santa, This year, please give me a fat bank account and a slim body. And please don’t mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” ~ Phyllis Diller

Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. —Dave Barry. These funny Christmas quotes are so relocatable, it’s scary

Short Funny Christmas Quotes | Funny Christmas Saying

 

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Best Merry Christmas Sayings For Family | Christmas Quotes For Family

Christmas Funny Quotes For Boyfriends & Girlfriends

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A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.” — Melanie White 

The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.” — Julius Sharpe 

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.” — Andy Borowitz

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself – Benjamin Franklin

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.’ Bernard Manning

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.’ Shirley Temple

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Funny Christmas Saying For Family & Friends

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” – Norman Vincent Peale

My Christmas wish is to spend more time unwrapping presents than I do untangling lights.- Melanie White

There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Erma Bombeck

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. Andy Rooney

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.Johnny Carson

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall

 

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Special Funny Christmas Saying For Girlfriends & Boyfriends 

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Why Christmas is just like any other day in office, I always find the big man come and take all the credit away in the evening.

Can I keep you forever? You are the perfect gift i would never like to lose for this Christmas.

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, “I can’t think of anything to give you, but here’s a new suitcase.” Afterwards, I was like, “What were you thinking, idiot?” ~ Jensen Ackles

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day

I was going to exchange my brother one time after Christmas, but my mom would never tell me where he came from.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together – Garrison Keillor

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